Need something to fear? LMFAO!!

http://phobialist.com/

Wow I guess you can pretty much add phobia to anything and its a clinical term...Some of my favorites

"Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse" Is anyone NOT afraid of being sexually abused..really?

"Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity" Your ok man your not dying...just REALLY high!

"Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth" Cmaaaan!

"Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman" Get a night life or stop being 8 yrs old

"Coprophobia- Fear of feces" Well @ least it isnt fecalphelia right?

"Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks" Just get used to them and succumb to our new emperial leaders!!

"Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch." WHO ISNT afraid of the Dutch...anyone wearing wooden shoes should be considered suspect!!

"Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge" Im pretty sure this describes half of the state of NH

"Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia" Dont be SCERRRED its just a puss


I could go on for days but I'll let ya sift through and find your favorites...feel free to comment them....