8-Bit Hilarity via The Village Voice...

Ahhhhhh NYC and its plethora of street atists!! Some dope Wheatpaste NES titles that NEED to be released...Programy Nerds form like Voltron and make this happen!!!!

Slickest dj booth on 4 wheels!!

Well, although the picture is worth a thousand words. I'm left with more questions, such as.. "Where the FUNK do I cop one of these?" I mean seriously, This thing is MASSIVE! It's as if they took the Pope-Mobile and handed it over to a bunch of ravers for a new series of Overhaulin' I can imagine the discussion on this one
"Well we always wanted to rave in 3 states in one night, and now we can. Just get this thing on the interstate and we're doin it!At 65mph+"

Also, if we took off the brake and threw this in nuetral would the bass move it. I think if that worked and you had the crew here at Undercarriage behind the decks. We'd have those HUGE subwoofers workin it up to aroud 30mph!! On the real though this thing is juiced up! Sportin 2 tech 1200's, a mixer(unknown), and a vast array of seemingly rocket powered speakers. This thing takes the term "mobile dj" to a whole new level!



Here's an excerpt from Dutch Artist Olaf Mooij who created this beast!: "The idea for the DJ Mobile is inspired by the song "God is a DJ" [from faithless] and the car of our HOLY-POPE. These two things were mixed together and there it was the DJ Mobile. The DJ Mobile is a functional artwork with a PA System built in" he also goes on to add that you can RENT this thing for events! Man to live out there we'de be ravin on regular! Where you ask.. Oh here , there and ANY FUCKIN WHERE WE WANT!!

Early Humans Finally Drunk Enough To Invent Dancing!! From The Onion LOL!

"Prominent ethnochoreologists now believe that roughly 20,000 years ago, early humans finally consumed an amount of fermented fruits and vegetables staggering enough to develop the impulsive series of rhythmic movements known today as dancing. "While human beings had experimented with rudimentary forms of shimmying and gyration as early as the Neanderthal period, it was not until they were able to reach critical levels of utter inebriation that early cultures finally began to let their hair down and really cut loose," said Yu Wei Lin of the Beijing Institute of Dance Studies. "In fact, we now believe that alcohol-fueled revelry paralleled and probably influenced the practice of the ill-advised hookup, the rambling apology for the previous night's behavior, and poetry." Lin also said that exciting new evidence indicates that a prehistoric "Electric Slide" was practiced in Tibet millennia before the invention of electricity."

Had to repost from the Onion as it puts our culture into supreme perspective!! Hahahaha!!! Get SHITTY GUY!!