Early Humans Finally Drunk Enough To Invent Dancing!! From The Onion LOL!

"Prominent ethnochoreologists now believe that roughly 20,000 years ago, early humans finally consumed an amount of fermented fruits and vegetables staggering enough to develop the impulsive series of rhythmic movements known today as dancing. "While human beings had experimented with rudimentary forms of shimmying and gyration as early as the Neanderthal period, it was not until they were able to reach critical levels of utter inebriation that early cultures finally began to let their hair down and really cut loose," said Yu Wei Lin of the Beijing Institute of Dance Studies. "In fact, we now believe that alcohol-fueled revelry paralleled and probably influenced the practice of the ill-advised hookup, the rambling apology for the previous night's behavior, and poetry." Lin also said that exciting new evidence indicates that a prehistoric "Electric Slide" was practiced in Tibet millennia before the invention of electricity."

Had to repost from the Onion as it puts our culture into supreme perspective!! Hahahaha!!! Get SHITTY GUY!!

Need something to fear? LMFAO!!

http://phobialist.com/

Wow I guess you can pretty much add phobia to anything and its a clinical term...Some of my favorites

"Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse" Is anyone NOT afraid of being sexually abused..really?

"Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity" Your ok man your not dying...just REALLY high!

"Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth" Cmaaaan!

"Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman" Get a night life or stop being 8 yrs old

"Coprophobia- Fear of feces" Well @ least it isnt fecalphelia right?

"Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks" Just get used to them and succumb to our new emperial leaders!!

"Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch." WHO ISNT afraid of the Dutch...anyone wearing wooden shoes should be considered suspect!!

"Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge" Im pretty sure this describes half of the state of NH

"Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia" Dont be SCERRRED its just a puss


I could go on for days but I'll let ya sift through and find your favorites...feel free to comment them....

WMC 2010 Update

Big up to Vinnie Sky's for hooking a brother up HUGE on this one!!! We doing shit official this year...Thats right I will be playing ULTRA this year along with a few other parties @ WMC so keep checking in as we get closer for details.

Fear and Loathing in Manchvegas 3-Mixed by K-Swiss!!

Colder then a polar bears tonails out there in the Queen today good thing we got new heat for ya!!!

Here is the 3rd in our mix series celebrating the hot mess of a city we call home....This time around we turned mix duties over to Keith "K-Swiss" Porter and he was nice enough to warm the car up for you sort of speak (lol im done the cold weather puns i promise).

Big bass business on all fronts...dubstep,fidget and other experiments in low end theory mixed with a vivacity that screams 603 Stand the FUCK UP!! If you havent witnessed one of Keith's sets recently, I suggest you head the words of Mr Clinton Sparks, and "GET FAMILIAR!!" Boy got cuts, a hard drive full of bangerz and will drink you under the table!

Intro

1: GTRONIC - Destroyer

2: Ale Fillman - Nightmare(HoT Mess VIP)

3:GTRONIC - Suck My Lillipop

4: Plump DJ's - Beat Myself Up

5: Udachi feat Jubilee - Smoke Rings 6:The Shoe feat Primary 1 - Movin In

7: Matt Cox - Jumpin(The Squatters Remix)

8: NEON STEREO vs MARCIE - Fuck Me Baby (Will Bailey remix)

9: Steve Aoki feat. Zuper Blahq - I'm In The House (Herv's Burning Down Your House Remix) 10: Alaric - Cruelty (Wolfgang Gartner's Mix)

11: Will Bailey Vs Mikey Hook - Rock the Intro

12: Felix the HouseCat - Kickdrum (T.E.D.D. Remix)

13:Hostage - Rudeboys

14:Borgore - Foes (16 Bit Fuck Hoes Remix)

15: Unknown

16:George Menton - Jungle Whomp

17: B.Rich Make me wanna dance

18: High Rankin - Break Street

19: 2Bit Thugs - Mother F_cKer

20: AC Slater - Play the Record Again

Sunday Selectah 12/27/09

So after 8 weeks of slacking I finally made it out to Sunday Selectah...I know Im a dick and all but keep in mind Sunday is Simpsons night and you KNOW IM A FREAK for the yellow fam. Located @ TJ's in Manchester (a great place to be headbutted!) which is a small sports bar that somehow fits the 603 crowd and the night of the week (get ready for summer ya'll cuz the back alley porch is FIYAH!)....I honestly had TOO much fun! Sunday is usually recovery day and I'm still feeling like poop but definetly worth it. Big ups to Jeff Hyde, Richie and all involved for bringing the Fear back to Manchvegas! If your a fuckin rockstar everyday of the week and in the area do make a point to stop in, schwill $5 pitchers of PEE-B-Rss and get ear fucked by the usual NH suspect selectahs including Jeff Hyde, Emperor Young, Mr Richie and King Midas.....

Here are some pics, more shall be added I'm sure...Sorry for the poor quality on some of them all I had was my Blackberry Storm which is almost worse @ being a camera then it is at being a phone...

Final Daze NYE in NH is gonna be HUGE!!!

12/31/09 - Final Daze ( New Years ) - NH - Freeparty

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Final Daze NYE 12/31/2009 Near Keene, New Hampshire. Venue: TBA Secret Location Free Party! 6pm until 8am?????? 21+ With ID.

Confirmed artists as of Tuesday, December 22nd @ 7:30am


Ross Bailey - Dead Famous Recordings, Abstract Traxx, - Electro / House

Willie Ross - The Agriculture (NY), Tribe Recs. (UK) , OG (usa), Pound Recs. (Canada) - NY - DnB

Madame Buddafly - MadameBuddafly.com, Townie Design, Columns of Knowledge - CT - Techno

Frydae - Groovetherapymngmt, aural pleasure, bernuntld.com - NH - Bass

Anti-Matter - Scorched Promotions, Sequenced Recordings - NY - Hardcore

SarahLynn - Nocturnal Vybz - FL / NH - DnB

Jaser - Aural Pleasure Productions - FLA - Funky,Jackin, Hip House

NDE - Muck Crew / Nocturnal Vybz - MA / FL - Hardtek / Schranz

James Dyer - 2Beat Events - MA - 4x4 EDM

Yori - Scorched Promotions, Digital Finesse - MA - Psy / Progressive

Emperor Young - Nocturnal Vybz - NH - Breaks

K Swiss - Fortune 500, Rareform - NH - fidget /dub /bass

Jeff Hyde - Nocturnal Vybz, Candyflipt - NH - Hard House / Tech House

Mr. Richie - Nocturnal Vybz, CandyFlipt - MA - DnB

Siga - Dead Famous Recordings - ME - Fidget / Electro

Vitamin J - Digital Influence Productions NH - Breaks / Electro / House

Phil Nominal - 2c-b Underground Productions - NH / ME - Electro

Nova - Seraphim Studios - NH - Electro House / Trance

Diffusion - Psionic Productions - ME - Electro House

Thanatos Vortex - Psionic Productions - NH - DnB

Absolute Zero - Obsession With Intent - NH - DnB

More TBA, with some special guests. :]

Will def be a banger!! Go Go Dancers, A Few Tag Team Sets, 3 decks possibly in the main room... Some other random crazyness, And some definite oldschool flavor. Email 2c-b for information. (Links Provided Below) Contact Information: Intallekt@gmail.com *To get on guest list, or Information. Or I can also be contacted for information on my Myspace, or Facebook. Or on AIM = six0three2cb Contact Phone Number: TBA As Again This Is A Free Event Donations Are Gladly Accepted But Not Required.

Nike Sportswear “Hufquake” Air Max Sneakers

As you probably are aware I am a HUGE Air Max fan so like it or not I'll be posting nuff pics of kicks I either have or want or WILL ROB YOU FOR!! (j/k no stickup bwoys ova herre) so 1st on the agenda is these Nike Sportswear “Hufquake” Air Max Sneakers...OOOWEEE!!! We'll put these in the gotta have em pile...

“Hufquake” Air Man sneakers that was launched by DQM Bacon and designed by the people at HUF! The sneaker features a hybrid platform with a low top style. This kicks are now available at select Nike retailers.